The Holy Ghost Toking Swearing Sailor! part 1 (Logan Paschke)

Jun 27th, 2009 | By Douglas K. Adu-Boahen | Category: Uncategorized

I was planning on writing up this post on the theme of rebellion and how it has influenced the Reformed Rebellion Flag, but instead I’m going to post two messages that were sent to me on youtube. They are both in regards to these two videos, I’d done significant research on Holy Ghost Toking (a new brand of heresy coming from the fringe of the fringe of the Charismatic camp) so I decided to post two videos.

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Now, feel free to watch these videos or you don’t have to, it’s no big deal. Basically I explained to them why their “scriptural support” was nothing more than Eisegesis (reading their own particular interpretations into the text, making it seem like it supports their theology when it does no such thing).

It wasn’t so many days ago when I was considering deleting my videos criticizing the Holy Ghost Toker’s ministry, their lack of reverence towards God, and their laughable theology…

Then I received these two comments on said videos along with a message, followed by another message a week later (today).

What I say will be in bold, his words will not be.


your lucky i couldn’t post my how comment your mouther f*****, but the dude your positcuting went to bible college for 4 years and got his degree from bible college, f*** you dude he’s read his bible?

(that was his comment, he then tries to post another comment, but fails)

your lucky i couldn’t post my how comment your mouther f*****, but the dude your positcuting went to bible college for 4 years and got his degree from bible college, f*** you dude he’s read his bible?

(after that he sends me this message)

subject: my comment was to long to post, so i thought i’d f****** mail it to ya

message: hey guess what dude, your a f***** loser, fuck you,

That’s a very biblical way to send a message to another Christian. It will surely convince him or her of their theological error so they may return to sound doctrine.

you are the reason why i don’t calm christianity

I assume he means “claim christianity”. What does Jesus say about those who aren’t willing to be associated with Him? I think you know. Hint: Read the Gospels.

because of prosicuting f*** like you,

Prosicuting likely means persecuting.

guess what, you lame, dull, and boring, no one gives a s**** about what you say you know,

Straight to personal insults.

you want f***** inciting, you like,,….. DUH, f****** stupid, your preaching sucks,!!!!

Apparently when a person talks to the camera that is boring. What? Does he want me to snort baby lambs like his friends? Would that be more exciting…or just more stupid?

you don’t even seem like you enjoy what you are talking about,

How would you know? Do quiet professors enjoy what they’re talking about more than loud professors? Logic fail.

and i seen these guys’s videos of ther ministires and there ministries are going to go alot father than yours

Yes, they will send people farther along into deception and sin.

“dude” i hope that blows your mind, not only that red letter minsitres read from many videos,

There are points when I simply have no idea what he’s talking about. Like ths one.

they got like 110 videos and all they do is preach the good news, the good new of the gospel, the good news of jesus christ,

That’s wonderful, it’s always great to know that there are Christians who have good fru-

you come one, your the one whos f***** blind, f*** you, i hope you burn in heal,

…umm, never mind.

preach whatever you want to me, judge not jduge,

You know, ironically this does apply to you if you’re a Christian. Which you’re not.

i doin’t give ahit i’m f***** human and i am going to use my human sidew to tell you the fuk off,

You can call it your “human side” but it’s sin.

your a b****, you like a b****, fuck your ministry, i’d rather get drunk on god, then to listen to your sstupid bullshit,

And I’d rather you find a spellchecker.

your a f***** pharisee, i rebuke you b****, fuck you satisfaction, how many followers do you have?

Notice how he mentions followers? This is his indication of whether or not someone is “truly” doing the Lord’s work. Very sad.

do you go out oin the streets saving, poor, and drunkards,

I’ve done years of street and internet evangelism.

do you do fulll time minstry to go house to house,

Someday hopefully.

i hope your f***** reading this, i know some of these guys, and they do nothing but dedecate every moment oif there lives to god,

Really? What’s your definition of God? The Holy Ghost Toker’s definition of God is not the Bible’s. You guys preach another gospel that belongs to another god.

i give you the middel finger b****, who gives a f*** what you got to say, your not humble at all mother f*****!

And you’re not a blatant hypocrite.

and f*** what you have to say you for eyed mother f*****, the truth is clear, you are a b****,

I’ll be honest the last time someone called me four-eyes was…never. I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone that immature.

not only that i met that dude who tokes the ghost,

And you (being of such good Christian character) will surely be able to discern whether or not he’s a cult leader, right?

he has a 26 bible translation in one,

No, he doesn’t. Go read the Amazon product description, already heard this argument and it is a lie.

he reads that every day,

Wonderful.

not only thaT HE READS LIKE 10 MORE OTHER BIBLES, HE WENT TO BIBLE COLLEGE FOR 4 YEARS!!!

WHAT?!? CHRISTIANS GO TO BIBLE COLLEGE?!?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?! PARADIGM…SHIFTING…!!!

you ever go to bible college? huh? have you been to bible college you little b****?

I’m going to Bible College right now and I’m not losing my faith to extreme emotionalism (and an absence of sola scriptura) like your friend did.

not only that every movie they have is about the bible,

I can’t help but laugh at this. Where is that in the Bible? To be a true minister of God, every movie one has must be about the Bible. I lol’d.

eey cd this guy has is a sermun or about god or jesus,

*stunned* Wow. Amazing.

he has a LIBARY of BOOKS about GOD , A LIBARY OF CD’s A LIBARY Of movies, and guess what they RE ALL ABOUT GOD, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WORLD!

I’ll take a wild stab and guess that the vast majority of books, cds, sermons, and movies are by Pentecostals or Charismatics.

and all is see you with is one bible, maybe reading a “couple of scriptures,

Of course, that’s not sufficient. Gee, what did Paul have then? He didn’t even have a Bible. All he had was the only gospel and the only Jesus. Neither of those is what you and your friends have.

they have videos with tons of bibles, reading tons of bibles, and they have more videos on reading scriptures, and identafing them,

This comment particularly kills me because if you want to pick one group (besides emergents) who focus on their Bibles less, you’d have to pick these guys. Good luck finding a Holy Ghost Toking video that has scripture in it. If there is scripture it will be muddled as they sway back and forth in a stupor brought on by their own deluded fantasy.

they sound more smarter and eduated then you try to make yourself out to be,

Great. Wonderful. So what?

you little b****, WATCH they go some where, and you go nowhere!!!

So, they do videos of “outreach” consisting of them toking the ghost at peace protests and that is why they are better than me? I wonder what you think about disabled Christians who can only make videos from their bedroom because they can’t leave, they must REALLY be worthless to you.

they have videos going to tons of chruchs, they only videos i seen are out of your house,

That’s where my camera is, genius. So what, they go to churches that toke like them and what “share the spirit”? Give Satan a break, send Holy Ghost Tokers to churches!

you don’t even seem intouch with god, you don’t even say praise god, praise jesus glory to the holy spirit! F*** you i reast my case!!!!:

p.s. your a b****

(Well, readers, I have my own thoughts discerned from scripture and experience speaking the truth but what do you think?)

(Discern well because he sent me another message just today, I will post it tomorrow or the next day and you can see how sharp your discernment is)

In the meantime, I know him only as the Holy Ghost Toking Swearing Sailor.

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